Re: Weight Loss Pills should be banned
1/31/2008 4:19:15 PM
Quenlin
214 Posts
Actually, drugs have to have all known side-effects listed by law. If a side effect isn't listed, and it's a very common one, then the company could get in huge amounts of legal trouble. Ever wonder why even the simplest pill has this little mantra?
"Side effects may include headache, blurred vision, drowsiness, hyperactivity, philosophical understanding, viral infection, coughs, sore throat, fake breasts, irritability, subliminal messages, vomiting, diarrhea, hatred towards majorities, hallucinations, inability to function in bed, broken nails and insomnia."
When I hear that, I think I'd rather have a nasty rash.
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Re: Single Sentence Sermons
1/31/2008 4:35:28 PM
Quenlin
214 Posts
Don't put a question mark where God put a period.
Exercise daily. Walk with the Lord!
Forbidden fruits create many jams.
Give God what's right, not what's left!
Give Satan an inch and he'll be a ruler.
God loves everyone, but probably prefers "fruits of the spirit" over "religious nuts."
God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage.
He who kneels before God can stand before anyone!
Kindness is difficult to give away because it keeps coming back.
Nothing ruins the truth like stretching it.
Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark.
The Will of God will never take you to where the Grace of God will not protect you.
WARNING: Exposure to the Son may prevent burning!
I especially love the last one. That's really clever, even I could inspire someone with some of those lines, no matter what belief they follow.
I'll start passing these around, especially the last 4 ones.
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