I found this online, thought I would share it with you guys. No cheating :) answers are at the bottom

1. A standard drink is equal to:
A. 16 ounces of beer, 12 ounces of malt liquor and 8 ounces of wine.
B. 12 ounces of beer, 8 ounces of malt liquor and 5 ounces of wine.
C. Anything on the happy hour special.

2. Women vs. men:
A. Drink for drink, a woman will get as drunk as a man.
B. If they consume the same amount of alcohol, women will become more drunk than men.
C. Women make better choices when they are drunk.

3. Health benefits:

A. A couple of glasses of wine taken daily is recommended for everybody for their heart health.
B. Moderate alcohol intake may reduce risk of heart disease, but alcohol also has been linked to sudden death in people with heart disease, and excessive alcohol leads to damage of the heart muscles.
C. Alcohol makes you irresistible to the opposite sex.

4. You are probably drunk and should not drive by the time you are showing signs of:
A. Clumsiness, impaired speech, excessive emotions, inability to walk.
B. Feelings of relaxation, reduced social inhibitions, euphoria.
C. Having a conversation with a potted plant.

ANSWERS
If you answered "B" to all the questions, congratulations - you got them right. For clarification on the last question, remember that more than one drink in an hour makes you unsafe to drive - and it may take the body up to two hours to clear one standard drink.